who weren’t androids or aliens
whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’
and who aren’t socipaths
Does godzilla count as a sociopath?
TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD
There is no website like the space jam website.
try and remember to do it later
"And that’s how we won the Cold War."
#2. Intimidating the Soviet Union With Enormous American Dicks
In the early 1950s, the CIA used weather balloons to smuggle propaganda past the Iron Curtain. … [CIA agent Frank] Wisner wanted to escalate the balloon campaign to include small baskets of “Made in the USA” goods. These would ostensibly be humanitarian aid, or serve as examples of the miracle of capitalism, but their true purpose was more sinister — among the goods would be packets of jumbo extra-large condoms labeled “small” or “medium.” The goal was to intimidate the Soviets by convincing them that all Americans had huge dongs (or possibly to reduce morale by convincing the Soviets that their li’l Reds were not so menacing after all).
Anytime I get a new font this is the first thing I type with it.
100 questions of really boring busy work! Great!
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
"Also the ghost is named ‘Mario’, and announces himself with an ‘it’s-a me’."
#3. Spooky Basement Haunted by Ghost That Was Apparently a Huge Portal Fan
"The cake is a lie," [paranormal expert Jim] Pace assures us, is a historical reference meaning "the promised reward never happened." Apparently, some moaning spirit angrily slashed that message onto the chalkboard to express its bitter regret over having died before dessert was served. However, a basic Google search will tell you that "the cake is a lie" is actually a reference to the popular video game Portal, a fact we are amazed no intern in that news station managed to point out.
'Yes it is,' said the Professor. 'Wait—' he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigate— 'let it be. It won't be long.'
Richard stared in disbelief. ‘You say there’s a horse in your bathroom, and all you can do is stand there naming Beatles songs?’
—Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)