officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

(Source: omg-humor)

"[John Vanderslice] said, “If you think the Internet is making us lonelier, then you were never lonely before 1995.” That’s fucking deep, right? You know what you no longer have to do? Sit in your room with nothing. There is someone, even if it’s just some dude arguing about Alien Vs. Predator, right?"
— John Darnielle, on loneliness in the internet age. [x] (via herminegottlieb)

(Source: zapp645)

(Source: theamericankid)

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polyphonicprairies:

You Oughta Know - Das Racist

Played 3929 times.

joeissuperrad:

joeissuperrad:

Gonna liveblog a bottle of bourbon tonight.

American Honey. Stay tuned for more exciting updates.

The bourbon has been pushed back. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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cocoawurld:

HEEMS - WOMYN 2 FT. CHILDISH GAMBINO

Played 1045 times.

joeissuperrad:

Gonna liveblog a bottle of bourbon tonight.

American Honey. Stay tuned for more exciting updates.

Gonna liveblog a bottle of bourbon tonight.

filibusteringlatviaorbust not fighting me irl.

filibusteringlatviaorbust:

joeissuperrad:

filibusteringlatviaorbust fight me irl.

Why don’t you actually deny being a lobster bitch instead of cowering in the chair?

Turn on your location. I want to fight.

handsomedogs:

My 11 month old siberian husky pup Hachiko!

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